redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat
he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this”
every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea
hmmm i hope individualizing the response to the pandemic in the form of making personal behavioral demands and getting mad at people for not properly upending their entire lives immediately doesn’t have any way it could get flagrantly abused by state and work authorities to quell dissent w an extremely vague and broad mandate of controlling behavior!
I literally do not understand what else needs to happen for people to stop supporting Jeff bezo
what we are seeing is basically the cynical dream of what 9/11 could be - and indefinite Forever Crisis of twisted wartime language used to expand state power, inculturate reactionary social mythologies of self sacrifice and civic responsibility, pass corporate bail outs that increase the absurdity of our current kleptocracy, restrict the possibility of organizing outside of surveillance, and on and on
